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White & Nerdy



Lyric:

White & Nerdy

They see me mowin’
My front lawn
I know they’re all thinking I’m so white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy?
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy 

他們看到我在割
我家門前小草皮
我知道他們都覺得我又白又宅
想想我真是太白太宅
想想我真是太白太宅
沒發現我又白又宅?
看看我我又白又宅

I wanna roll with
The gangstas
But so far they all think I’m too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy.
Really really white and nerdy. 

我想要和
幫派的人廝混
但他們都覺得我太白太宅
想想我真是太白太宅
想想我真是太白太宅
我實在是太白太宅
天下無敵又白又宅

First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I’m a champion at D&D
MC Escher - that’s my favorite MC
Keep your 40, I’ll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You’ll find that they’re quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawking’s in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin’ for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain’t got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I’m a whiz at Minesweeper - I could play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you’re gonna stay amazed
My fingers’ movin’ so fast I’ll set the place ablaze
There’s no killer app I haven’t run
At Pascal, well I’m number one
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain’t got a gat but I got a soldering gun
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I’m fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

我從前在麻省理工上課
頭好棒棒還是個D&D(龍與地下城)專家
MC‧艾薛爾是我最喜歡的rap歌手
不用請我喝酒 我只喝伯爵奶茶
我的輪胎鋼圈不但不會轉
而且穩得不得了
我的模型都是原裝未拆的
藏書中有史蒂芬霍金
我的Myspace(部落格)頁面超屌
一堆人搶著要進入我前八名的好友名單
我能夠背"兀"超過一千位
沒金牙但我有閃亮牙套
我的三明治一定要放美乃茲
我是踩地雷高手-可以玩上一整天
點地雷的技巧嚇死人
我的鍵盤輸入快到噴火
殺手軟體每一種全跑過
Pascal(高階電腦語言)我第一
向量微積分當興趣
沒手槍我有小焊槍
歡樂時光是我最愛的主題曲
打乒乓球你會被我狂電
各款桌上知識遊戲我都很行
我的java語流暢得跟克林貢語有拼

They see me roll on
My Segway
I know in my heart they think I’m white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy?
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy

他們看到我在騎
我的賽格威
我深知他們覺得我又白又宅
想想我真是太白太宅
想想我真是太白太宅
沒發現我又白又宅?
看看我 我又白又宅

I’d like to roll with
The gangstas
Although it’s apparent I’m too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy
How’d I get so white and nerdy

我想要和
幫派的人廝混
雖然我很明顯太白太宅
想想我真是太白太宅
想想我真是太白太宅
我實在是太白太宅
我怎會這麼白這麼宅

I’ve been browsin’, inspectin’
X-Men comics, you know I collect ‘em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect ‘em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for ‘em all
Even made a homepage for my dog
Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin’ a sale down at The Gap 　
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop, pop, hope no one sees me
Gettin’ freaky
I’m nerdy in the extreme
And whiter than sour cream
I was in AV Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team
Only question I Ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk
Or do I like Picard
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
Got my name on my underwear

我不斷尋找 尋尋覓覓
我收集所有X-men漫畫書
我胸前口袋一堆原子筆要守護
有人體工學鍵盤我從不無聊
上網血拼空白光碟隨身碟
我幫忙編輯維基百科
我背"聖杯傳奇"滾瓜爛熟
我可以馬上背橋段讓你笑到站不起來
我也接一些網站生意
當我朋友需要寫程式 還能找誰?
我幫他們寫HTML以外
甚至幫我的小狗架了一個網站
Yo 我買了一個霹靂腰包
因為GAP正好在打折
和一卷泡泡膠共度春宵
波波波 希望沒人看到我
變得怪怪的
我宅到極點
甚至白過酸奶酪
我待過影音器材社　男聲合唱團　甚至西洋棋社
我唯一覺得很難的問題只有
我到底喜歡企業號第二代艦長寇克
還是初代畢凱艦長
每個週末都參加文藝復興扮裝園遊會
還在我每一件內褲都寫上名字

They see me strollin’
They laughin’
And rollin’ their eyes ‘cause I’m so white and nerdy
Just because I’m white and nerdy
Just because I’m white and nerdy
All because I’m white and nerdy
Holy cow, I’m white and nerdy

他們看到我晃來晃去
他們笑著我
眼睛轉不停因為我實在又白又宅
就因為我又白又宅
就因為我又白又宅
全因為我又白又宅
老天啊 我真是我又白又宅

I wanna bowl with
The gangstas
But, oh well, it’s obvious I’m white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy.
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy

我想要跟幫派朋友
打打保齡球
但是 唉 很明顯的我又白又宅
想想我真是太白太宅
想想我真是太白太宅
我實在是太白太宅
看看我 我根本就是又白又宅

奶糖人版



原版 - chamillionaire - ridin' dirty 




Lyric:
(feat. Krayzie Bone)

[Chorus]
They see me rollin
They hatin
Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
My music so loud
I'm swangin
They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty

[Verse 1 - Chamillionaire]
Police think they can see me lean
I'm tint so it ain't easy to be seen
When you see me ride by they can see the glean
And my shine on the deck and the TV screen
Ride with a new chick, she like hold up
Next to the playstation controller is a full clip and my pistola
Turn a jacker into a coma
Girl you ain't know, I'm crazy like Krayzie Bone
Just tryin to bone ain't tryin to have no babies
Rock clean itself so I pull in ladies
Laws of patrolling you know they hate me
Music turned all the way up until the maximum
I can speak for some niggas tryin to jack for some
But we packin somethin that we have and um will have a nigga locked up in the maximum
Security cell, I'm grippin oak
Music loud and tippin slow
Twist and twistin like hit this dough
Pull up from behind and is in his throat
Windows down gotta stop pollution
CDs change niggas like who is that producing?
This the Play-N-Skillz when we out and cruisin
Got warrants in every city except Houston but I'm still ain't losin

[Chorus]

[Verse 2 - Krayzie Bone]
I been drinkin and smokin holdin shit cause a brother can't focus
I gotta get to home 'fore the po po's scope this big ol Excursion swerving all up in the curve man
Nigga been sippin on that Hennessey and the gin again is in again we in the wind
Doin a hundred while I puff on the blunt
And rollin another one up, we livin like we ain't givin a fuck
I got a revolver in my right hand, 40 oz on my lap freezing my balls
Roll a nigga tree, green leaves and all
Comin pretty deep, me and my do-jo
I gotta get back to backstreets
Wanted by the six pound and I got heat glock glock shots to the block we creep creep
Pop Pop hope cops don't see me, on a low key
With no regards for the law we dodge em like fuck em all
But I won't get caught up and brought up on charges for none of y'all
Keep a gun in car, and a blunt to spark, but well if you want, nigga you poppin dark
Ready or not we bust shots off in the air Krayzie Bone and Chamillionaire

[Chorus]

[Verse 3 - Chamillionaire]
Do what you thinkin so, I tried to let you go
Turn up a blink of light and I swang it slower
A nigga upset for sure cause they think they know that they catchin me with plenty of the drink and dro
So they get behind me tryin to check my tags, look at my rearview and they smilin
Thinkin they'll catch me on the wrong well keep tryin
Cause they denyin is racial profiling
Houston, TX you can check my tags
Pull me over try to check my slab
Glove compartment gotta get my cash
Cause the crooked cops try to come up fast
And been a baller that I am I talk to them, giving a damn bout not feeling my attitude
When they realize I ain't even ridin dirty bet you'll be leavin with an even madder mood
I'mma laugh at you then I'mma have to cruise I'm in number two on some more DJ Screw
You can't arrest me plus you can't sue
This a message to the laws tellin them WE HATE YOU
I can't be touched or tell 'em that they shoulda known
Tippin' down, sittin' crooked on my chrome
Bookin' my phone, tryin' to find a chick I wanna bone
Like they couldn't stop me I'mma 'bout to pull up at your home and it's on

[Chorus 2x]